Today I left home a boy, but came home a man. A wing eating champion man! So went over to kunnaras job just because only to find out that they now have a wing eating challenge. 12 wings in twelve minutes. But there is a catch these wings are smoothered in a fiery hot sauce made from the Mexican devil pepper. The hottest pepper in the world. When I walked in there a guy trying the challenge already. This big ass mothefucka was stright up crying. Takes a bite out of the seventh wing and gives up. Clearly this was a lesser man, and it was my responsibility to put him in his place. So I accepted the challenge and 11 minutes 30 seconds later I was licki
ng my fingers clean a champion. Got my picture on the wall and a wing eating champion t-shirt on my back. Yea today I came home a man.
So im taking care of Tony’s cat while his parents are at his place visiting and I thought it was going well. The cat is kind of quiet but it seemed like nothing to be concerned about, just a quiet cat. But than I noticed when my mom or sister is around it’s all exited jumping around letting them pet her and shit. If I so much as look at her she gets all quiet again and gives me this weird look. Its all like “hey man, do you like tricycles? Cuz your being a third wheel, mothefuka! “. So you know, this kind of hurt. I thought this cat genuinely didn’t like me. There was nothing I could do about it though so I left it alone for the rest of the day and eventually I ended up in bed. But than something weird happened - this damn cat was all up in my business. Walking on my bed, sniffing my face, trying to sleep at my feet. Why all of a sudden every thing had changed? Yiu know why? Well let me tell you why! No pussy can resist me in bed! Word.
Curiosity, the root of all procrastination.
I think, I’ll contemplate it more later.
I really like stories featuring the grim ripper as a character whom discovers human emotions. Meet Joe Black (movie) and “The Book Thief” (book) play on my heart string an empowering ballod with the pick of hope in the key of optimism. That’s that shit I do like.
Just the other day I saw Chuck Norris slam a revolving door.
Gangsta WOLF. Pow pow pow
Looks like my tumblr was hacked on the 20th and 25th….. just sayn. now I know.
I don’t make mistakes only happy accidents.